After long, hard consideration, I have come to the conclusion that my rants are just too good to be kept to myself. Why not grace the world with my angry but quite witty rants? Since everyone else is doing it, I might as well! I mean, who didn’t jump on the bandwagon when spandex was huge… Or jump on it twice, I should say, since it is obviously huge again. The only thing it is missing this time around is leg warmers! So now I jump, since I love to follow the crowd. If everyone jumped off a bridge, I probably would too. I wouldn’t want to be lonely after all! Welcome to blog bridge.
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